"Sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same"

At last, I finally have discovered what the rightwing conservative nutjobs are all upset about. If we let gay people marry, then the next step is, of course, sex with ducks! They simply have soft-spots for ducks, and wish to protect them. Finally, an inkling of nobility...



Well, good thing a lot of us don't care about the rights of ducks.

H/T Salon